Dorthyzurkus

About

I’m Maddie — a walking energy drink with absolutely no pause button. I’m loud, spontaneous, ridiculously expressive, and almost always up to something. I can go from peacefully sitting on the couch to planning an entire adventure in approximately three seconds. My brain works faster than my common sense, which explains about 90% of my life decisions. 😭 I love making people laugh, even when I’m not trying to be funny. Sometimes I tell a joke and forget the punchline halfway through. Other times, I laugh so hard at my own story that nobody actually hears the ending. I’m impulsive, a little chaotic, and easily distracted by anything that looks interesting. If someone says, “I have an idea,” I’m already putting on my shoes before hearing the details.

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• Striptease
• Fingering
• Twerk
• Foot Fetish
• Camel Toe
• Latex
• Shaved
• White
• Heels
• Oil
• Role Play
• Cosplay

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